Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I don't deserve a penis
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
