Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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