Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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