this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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