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We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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