I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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