Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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