I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
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I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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