Got a toothbrush?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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