This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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