p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
im having a threesome with these popsicles
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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