come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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