My Higher Power is John Stamos
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
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IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize