Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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