You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I had to cum in my sink.
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