Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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