Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
i out mim tonsoeep
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