Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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