He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize