I think I am morally bankrupt
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
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One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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