you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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