Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
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please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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