remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
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I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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