Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
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Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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