K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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