My girlfriend figured out who you are.
People in love make me want to vomit
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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