I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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