U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
That was an excessively violent trivia night
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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