spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
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She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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