My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
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Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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