So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
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you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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