when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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