Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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