Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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