Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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