how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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