so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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