oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
You took a bar mat shot.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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