doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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