we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I can't put those talents on a resume
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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