Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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