nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
The struggles of a small town man whore
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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