Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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