My girlfriend figured out who you are.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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