Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
