why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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