There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Randomize
