You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
And then my night got REAL pukey
My dad just said "fuck circus"
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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