I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
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I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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