I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
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