I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
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just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
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valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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