my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Randomize
