she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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