I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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