Whoa Z and x make the same sound
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
You don't make any sense
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